from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

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i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
i’m just still so entertained by this
i really am
i want to put this on job applications
oh no is this making the rounds again help
this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time
How do you not understand it are you in this fandom
worst spam ever, what would the official tumblr diet even be? eating nutella and then whining about not having a thigh gap?????




